Tuesday, September 18, 2012
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Dr Peta-Pan donated blood for the first time today. Because i cut myself that time during dissection and got a tetanus shot it almost wasn’t allowed. But luckily it was exactly 6months and 2days ago so it was 2 days safe!
The needle is pretty thick i won’t tell any lies. I donated 500ml. If i catch someone feeding my blood to a hungry Bella… I’m going to be very angry.*
Its a simple way to feel good about how you’re living your life, doing what you can when you can. We have so much blood, its valuable to those who need it…. blah blah blah…. please donate blood. But really tho, I wish I had just done this earlier. I was always so lazy and thought it like knocks you out for the rest of the day… but its really calm. My little SANBS number 1 badge may one day get to the 500 badge. Yup, thats right some people have donated 500 times!! holy moly…
You can donate every two months. I hope I stick to it….
Once again Dr Peta-Pan apologizes for the Twilight reference.
Monday, September 3, 2012
antivaccination poster. comical. vaccinate your kids morons.
Friday, August 17, 2012
According to www.thinkbabynames.com:
Candida \c(a)-ndi-da, can-dida\ as a girl’s name is pronounced kan-DEE-dah. It is of Latin origin, and the meaning of Candida is “white”. From “candidus”. The color was associated by Christians
with purity and salvation.
What they failed to mention was that in actual fact its the name of the fungus that causes infections of the vagina.
Monday, August 13, 2012
15 and fiesty
Tink just took a flight from Johannesburg to Durban, on arrival she found a box of surgical dissection blades had made the journey! In her hand luggage!! Airport security fail!!
Monday, August 6, 2012
Tinkerbell witnessed one of life’s beautiful treasures in a pharmacy today and sent me this description:
“When a couple who look about 15 come up to the pharmacy counter and say “we need the pill” and the old ass pharmacist has a coughing fit, he was like on the floor! And it was the guy who said it- like he was involved in the pill taking. Fuckheads”
Wednesday, August 1, 2012
if only med school was this simple
Our microwave in the cafeteria sounds JUST like a patient flatlining when the timer runs out
beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
"Who needs to boost your immune system when you can lick money?"
Sunday, July 22, 2012
i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume
if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around
Dr Peta-Pan approves of this ingenuity